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Autor Randy Čupić   
Subota, 15 Svibanj 2010 22:42

Ovdje ćete pronaći pregršt zaminljivih, smješnih pa i čudnih kletvi. Ovo je samo zezancija, da nebi netko shvatio kao uvredu.

  • Dabogda ti se razlomci ne pokratili
  • Dabogda ti se gradivo nagomilalo
  • Dabogda prop'o u septičku jamu;
  • Dabogda im'o 300 kapa a ni jedne glave;
  • Dabogda jahao mrava, a nogama ne dirao pod
  • Dabogda ti djeca kupovala Čunga Lungu na kredit.
  • Dabogda ti djeca igrala školice po minskom polju.
  • Dabogda ti djeca radila na baterije.
  • Dabogda ti djecu mjerili na analitičkoj vagi.
  • Dabogda te mater rodila u kinder jajetu, a neimala slike da te sastavi.
  • Dabogda ti vatrogasci oko kuće kolo igrali.
  • Dabogda imao svu žensku djecu, pa čitav život za tampone radio.
  • Dabogda da te mater prepoznala u gulašu.
  • Dabogda ti sin zeta u kuću doveo.
  • Dabogda ti žena rodila stonogu, pa čitav život za cipele radio.
  • Dabogda ti iz ušiju rasle noge;
  • Dabogda ti dijete upišalo plafon;
  • Dabogda razbio glavu od ćelijski zid;
  • Dabogda ti molekula pregorila;
  • Dabogda ti kad umreš, duša skrenula sa putanje;
  • Dabogda dobio čir na guzici;
  • Dabogda dobio deložaciju iz ahireta;
  • Dabogda ti azrail pokuc'o na vrata;
  • Dabogda ti majka zaspala na električnoj stolici;
  • Dabogda ti Milošević prn'o u usta;
  • Dabogda te kamila pljunula;
  • Dabogda usrao svu šolju a ne imao vode da ispereš;
  • Dabogda ti iz očiju rasle dlake;
  • Dabogda se ošugao.
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Ažurirano Subota, 15 Svibanj 2010 22:53
 

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